Add Some Gnome to Your Home with These 5 Funny Garden Gnomes

Every garden needs a protector; a champion to defend against anyone who would dare harm those gorgeous flower beds. But nobody ever said such a guardian couldn’t have style.

These 5 funny garden gnomes are sure to bring a smile to your face, and possibly a frown to your neighbor’s.

The Bare Buttocks Garden Gnome $18

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Ah yes, the ol’ bare buttocks gnome. This particular fellow protects his territory with the only defense he has up his sleeve, or rather, in his pants. This funny little guy will moon his way into your heart and garden with his innocent smile.

You can adopt this silly rascal for just $18 on Amazon. Just make sure to face him in the right direction.

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“Game of Gnomes” Garden Gnome$20

game of thrones garden gnome

Is there a protector more suited for your garden than the protector of the realm? I would think not. There’s no better friend to have at your side when winter finally comes. He will not fail you.

This regal gentleman is currently available for just $20 on Amazon.

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Zombie Garden Gnome $19

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Halloween is just around the corner, and this sweet little gnome has finally had a taste of flesh. As the hunger sets in, this bloodthirsty little scamp will deter any potential flower-stompers passing by.

You can lure one of these restless souls to your garden with just $19 on Amazon.

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The Scarface Garden Gnome$34

scarface funny garden gnome

This funny gnome is filled with rage. He has seen the movie Scarface one too many times and just can’t let it go. With his automatic rifle and a serious thirst for revenge, this angry gnome will guard your dahlias to the bitter end.

You can pick up this enraged little cutie for just $34 on Amazon

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The Gnome on a Throne $20

funny pooping garden gnome

When you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go. This little gnome is living in your garden, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t enjoy the comforts of home. Luckily there’s always plenty of reading material around.

This saucy little squatter is ready to start pooping in your plants for just $20 on Amazon.
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Updated 10/22/2017
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